my return to the mat

[BillyPerry]

Today I'm returning to the mat.

Haven't trained for 2yrs. Played a bit of rugby but nothing major.

So, I'm wrestling today.

Gonna get mauled and no doubt end up vomiting at some point.

Let's have it.

[BillyPerry]

..... Or let's not have it because when I get there the club is closed because of the Jubilee! Fuck the queen! And her fucking stupid dogs! I'm going to burn a stamp!