This boy has some serious issues.

Upon reading this:
Just to add the uni guys are all my mates so sorry for mentioning them
I messaged him asking who from the uni club he actually knows. This is the reply I got:

Hi Stan sorry about that shit he got me right mad am training with big Neil and Barry frahser inoo
Having no idea who big Neil and Barry Frahser (what does 'inoo' mean?) are, I messaged him again with the same question. Still no reply.

Ah well, I guess he's getting all the prizes in the 'Cagewarriors Comic Relief' category this year.