He is a troll - look at the way he speaks on here, in scottish dialect? Trolls do that, not real people. Troll, plus that FB page...oh dear.
To be fair a lot of my pals from Fochabers type like that on Facebook. I've even had folk from down here ask me what the hell they're saying when they've commented on my status.
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