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Irate father forces him to marry the daughter he just defiled
KOd by the drugged nipples of a hooker, only to awaken without his wallet in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice, missing his kidneys...
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in hindsight, maybe i should have allowed people to vote for more than one option...
Join the Navy. See the world. Get ass-raped.
shut up, boy, you have no idea what we're talking about, so don't try and contribute...
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