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    Default I will fight anyone at any weight you bunch of pussies!!

    Right then you pussies,who wants to fight me.as you can have read on my blog,the dog walking has paid off and I'm now a fighting machine!!which one of you fuckers wants to step up!!i demand at least a 500 purse and a 15 ticket deal and be on the main event!!!lets get this shit sorted!!!whos first!!

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    I can't stretch to 500 + 15 ticket deal but if we call it 2,000 plus 100 free tickets for being on the card can we call it straight?

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    Who is my opponent grizzly!!!i need a Brock Lesnar to accept those conditions!!!rooooooaaaaaaarrr

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    Brock Lesnar and The Rock. Also in the fine print the contract states its going to be a 2-1 Handicap inferno match with a barb wired fence.

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    Cakes get the fuck off my thread!!this is not for u!! C u n t

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    Also as a added event there will be a sex show in the cage involving Grizzly Envy and Naughtygoose the 3 of them will all get rubbed in oil and naughty goose will chase them both round the cage naked while screaming I will get a sub soon just let me practise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babycakes View Post
    Also as a added event there will be a sex show in the cage involving Grizzly Envy and Naughtygoose the 3 of them will all get rubbed in oil and naughty goose will chase them both round the cage naked while screaming I will get a sub soon just let me practise.
    That sounds fucking epic... And Wankathon World Championship is a great name.

    Special guest referee Andy Sledge for added hilariousness. Sure he'll be quickly commenting to tell me to fuck off, either that or I'll get a random text picture... *looks left, looks right*

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    Is it for the world wrestling wankathon championship?

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    Who's the special guest ref?
    LANCASTER AND MORECAMBE MMA - Home to Shay Walsh, Matty Steele and Alex 'The Marksman' Makhonin

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    Here they are preparing Naughtygoose for his next match.

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