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    Hello chaps. i'm thinking of treating myself. if any of you have any money or champagne you wanna give me, that would be sweet. Plus if you wanted to pay for me to go on holiday, I won't stop you. cheers fellas
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    Listen mate, if you want a free holiday, just follow an ISIS twitter account and eventually you're guaranteed free passage to a warm inviting country.
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    Come up to Scotland Jimmy Il look after you

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    ah shit, sorry i forgot to get back to this thread. Check out the work of spambots or google alerts whatever, this dumb thread got 1,400 views already. That is quite funny

    FREE MONEY CASH PRIZE DRAW NAKED WIMMIN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    ah shit, sorry i forgot to get back to this thread. Check out the work of spambots or google alerts whatever, this dumb thread got 1,400 views already. That is quite funny

    FREE MONEY CASH PRIZE DRAW NAKED WIMMIN
    It's like those e-mails from Nigeria asking you to send £500 to someone so they can get their hands on their millions and give you a few grand as a thank you. You know there isn't any free money, champagne or holiday but you just can't resist seeing how gullible someone thinks you are. I hadn't seen your post until this morning but once it was there wild horses couldn't tear me away from my keyboard before I'd clicked on to the thread
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    On a related note

    If a Martian landed in the UK what would s/he make of those ATMs proclaiming FREE CASH

    Likewise every time I see a sign near a building site saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" I imagine non-native English speakers expecting to see a giant triffid walking across the road
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    yeah I enjoyed that, cheers John.

    I have one. sent it to viz but they didn't fucking print it:

    I recently walked by an estate agents and they had a sign up 'NEW INSTRUCTIONS URGENTLY REQUIRED' - i rushed straight in there and told them to go fuck themselves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    yeah I enjoyed that, cheers John.

    I have one. sent it to viz but they didn't fucking print it:

    I recently walked by an estate agents and they had a sign up 'NEW INSTRUCTIONS URGENTLY REQUIRED' - i rushed straight in there and told them to go fuck themselves
    LOL. Classic
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