Quote Originally Posted by taffdragon View Post
a few years ago iran was the biggest supplier of caviar to the world.

now theres a excuse we could have used to attack them, the "bringing freedom/democracy" one has worn a bit thin now.

i suppose we`ll have to attack italy now then, shouldnt be a problem
Things have gotten so bad, I've had to resort to storming into Pets at Home, grabbing the goldfish out of the tanks and squeezing them hard until an eggs/innards "soup" gushes forth into my gaping mouth. During such episodes, I am usually covered in my own excrement and cry/shouting. Despite my obvious mental impediments, I am still not retarded enough to vote UKIP.