Edwardian Sex Kestrel
Things have gotten so bad, I've had to resort to storming into Pets at Home, grabbing the goldfish out of the tanks and squeezing them hard until an eggs/innards "soup" gushes forth into my gaping mouth. During such episodes, I am usually covered in my own excrement and cry/shouting. Despite my obvious mental impediments, I am still not retarded enough to vote UKIP.
Originally Posted by taffdragon