There he was. Kicking the ball about with his €100m tootsies. God bless him. Best thing to happen to English football in years. The tv crew messed him about imo by showing him fluffing a couple of moves in a row. Not sure that was fair he probably hit 20 tricks in a row during a 20 minute kickabout. Whatever.
But it struck me that it was a chance missed. I hope the next golden bollocks is a bit of a joker.
Imagine if you will, a player running out for a kickabout at a new club which has come close to bankruptcy in order to sign him... smiling crazily as if drunk, toe punting the ball about, showing no skill, fucking everything up, colliding with photographers, arguing vociferously with colleagues and manager - before leaping over an advertising hoarding, taking out a load of people and feigning a serious knee injury.