I think this is a marvellous idea. What better way to take on the Great British Drinking Culture than to wait until people are wasted and then teach them a lesson they will never forget.

‘The message we are passing to the public is a simple one. If you have a bit too much fun and end up in a spot of bother – we are going to be all over you. We will lock your ass up’ a source said of the proposal yesterday.

‘You can scream all you want but we won’t let you go. First thing in the morning, we will demand £400 off you. Better pay up dude, or you’re fucked. We’ll fight you over this shit. We don’t care.’

‘We’ve got fucking batons.’ He continued, ‘You want some of this? Now pay up or you are in for a complete kicking, alright?’