No - I don't mean me 'cos of my badazz garms and tings. I'm just saying, this thread is the daddy of all threads.

Don't ask me why - if you need to ask, you shouldn't be able to post here. Idiot.

Just thought I'd throw this pointless thing, right here in pro-mma 'cos I'm a wanker.
I'm also just shocked and don't know what to do with myself as the forum is back online.

If I was on sherdog I'd be banned by now.

Hands - where the fu6k are you? Disgusting pictures please.

Is my dinner ready yet Mum?