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    Default Three fucking facts that motherfuckers don't know about you

    I'll go first :-

    1. I've never seen a James Bond film (you might know this if a regular)

    2. My hearing is bad enough (from birth) to be registered deaf

    3. Part of me was in an episode of 'Minder'
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    1. I must make my pecs dance to the Terminator theme tune every time I hear it
    2. I was randomly attacked by a homicidal midget in Starbucks (I won)
    3. I've currently onto the front cover of a single on Itunes

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    1. when i go for a poo, i often whistle the tune to 'steptoe and son' and stop to shake each foot as i pick it up on the way

    that's all i can think of.
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    1) I cannot pass by anything hanging at eye-level without punching,bobbing and weaving around it.

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    2) Every time it rains I shudder at the though of getting drenched on my motorbike on the way home-Although I haven`t ridden one for the best part of 15 years

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    1. I really don't like odd numbers apart from numbers 7 and 13.....

    2. I hate going barefoot anywhere apart from on the beach or in the bath / shower......

    3. I'm terrified (like run away screaming PETRIFIED or kick them in the face scared) of Clowns.....

    4. I have no wisdom teeth

    (threw the last one in there to make the numbers even - i'm a freak )

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    1) Despite what my ex girlfriend says; I've never actually had any jam jar or spiky object inserted into my anus and taken a photo.

    2) I recently had a semen analysis and was reliably informed in a report that not only are my little soldiers healthy but my semen count was rather high with over 12ml. Fuck you Peter North, fuck you!

    3) I've never been shot to death.
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    1. work for Canada Post

    2. Own over 400 movies. Actual movies. Not burns copies

    3. Justin Timberlake is my hero
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    settings/edit profile Jimmy Boogaloo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by London84 View Post
    3. I'm terrified (like run away screaming PETRIFIED or kick them in the face scared) of Clowns.....
    ironic, this guy was getting treatment for his irrational fear of clowns, he must have been absolutely bricking it

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...n-8892852.html
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    1. I was born without my left upper lateral tooth meaning my teeth are out of line and my jaw clicks every time I open and close my mouth

    2. I met my wife online and we are happily married with a 2 year old boy

    3. Whenever I go for a shit I always make a wee noise before my arse touches the seat as I know it will be cold
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