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    Senior Member Dmjohn2000's Avatar
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    1) I have to flush the toilet half way through peeing
    2) I two met my fiancÚ on the tinternet and now have 2 kids
    3) I make Quorn for a living
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    The King of Crase DanCrase's Avatar
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    1. Every Christmas Eve, at 11pm precisely, I watch Die Hard. Every year.

    2. My tongue extends 3" outside of my mouth, yet I do not have a speech impediment and my voice has been described as warm, deep and comforting.

    3. The only thing in the world I am allergic to (as far as I know) is the adhesive on the back of plastic style (transpore) surgical tape.

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    1 I have 7 children
    2 I tip toe on one foot to start myself off peeing
    3 I have to make sure anything in front of me on a table is in a straight line or resting against a straight line
    Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!

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    1. I got banned from a shopping centre for punching someone dressed as a monkey
    2. When i do a piss i spit in the toilet first
    3. I once scored a back heel from the halfway line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmy View Post
    2. When i do a piss i spit in the toilet first
    At a urinal it is the law to spit first I thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil flynn View Post
    1 I have 7 children
    2 I tip toe on one foot to start myself off peeing
    3 I have to make sure anything in front of me on a table is in a straight line or resting against a straight line
    i do number three as well. if im in a pub ive got to make sure my beer mat is square on to the edge of the table. and constantly trying to find the centre of things no matter what it is. the odder the shape the more i try and sort it out.

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    1.I have to turn the sink taps on when I am taking a shit.
    2.I am just under 5ft8" tall with size 11 feet (adults).
    3.I never fall over, even in high winds.

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    1. I can't count
    4. Fuck
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    ^good

    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    3.I never fall over, even in high winds.
    fucking awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    1.I have to turn the sink taps on when I am taking a shit.
    2.I am just under 5ft8" tall with size 11 feet (adults).
    3.I never fall over, even in high winds.
    your mates got massive feet for his height, you think his, shall we say experimenting has anything to do with that?
    Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!

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