Nothing will challenge pain the I once experienced by stubbing by pinky toe on a table leg.............yes I lived to tell the tale.
Im gona come at you like a SPIDERMONKEY.....you hear that a SPIDERMONKEY
Even fucking harder explaining why I slipped and fell into a lego sheep
Sig awaiting witty quote from someone.
genuine story, once heard of a fella who went into a&e with a biro lid jammed in his urethra, ouch.
'you see, I was eating a sandwich while working at night, then there was a powercut. I had a bite of my sandwich and realised when the lights came back on, the lid must have fallen onto my sandwich... and it ... worked it's way through the system I suppose...'
'I'm not saying I couldn't find a few minutes a day to read a forum, but somehow I've managed to make it through these past few years without being called a faggot on a daily basis.'