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    Default damn girlfriend

    just my luck ive been dying to go to cagewarriors since my bro godders went and hasnt shut up how good it was.
    So i was all set to go then he tells me what date it is and low and behold its the exact same date my pregnant girlfriend is due, what are the odds of that happening!!!!!!! So hopefully next time
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    Im quite sure she can give birth without you

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    Default im sure

    im sure she could but my life would not be worth living, and that would be end of my sex life, well, with her anyway lol:devil:
    Its not the size of the boat.....Its the motion of the ocean.

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    Andy, tell her to hold on tight & you,ll be back in the morning, give her a polaroid instant camera and in a gentle but reasuring voice tell her only to use it in an emergency. If that does,nt work check out the hootie pics page getting dumped aint so bad after all??

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    Default lol dougie

    nice one mate, its alright for u ive seen the birds u hang around with lol, they dont grow girls like that up here in scotland.
    Its better than godders suggestion of taking her with me to Southampton. I can just see the flyer getting changed
    "for one night only, live in the octagon, baby being born in the cage" lol:watching:
    Its not the size of the boat.....Its the motion of the ocean.

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    That would be cool Andy just don,t do it in the middle of a Paul Jenkins fight as he appears to have developed a hankering for eating babys?? Too many bangs to the head me thinks!!!

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    No one likes any of my ideas


    What a great way to enter the world. Slap bang in the middle of a octagon.
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    lol, andy cooper went down to a show to fight the same day as his missus was having a kid....lol in the end andy didnt even get to fight....
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